A blonde was out walking her two dogs when a man passing by paused and smiled. \u201cWow, those are beautiful dogs! What are their names?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She smiled proudly and replied, \u201cThe tall one\u2019s Timex, and the short one\u2019s Rolex.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The man raised an eyebrow. \u201cReally? Why\u2019d you name them that?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
With a sigh and a shake of her head, she said, \u201cBecause they\u2019re my watch<\/em> dogs, obviously.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Meanwhile, in a different situation, three blondes found themselves stuck in a pitch-black elevator after the power went out. They reached for their phones, but none had a signal. Hours passed, and frustration mounted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Finally, one of them suggested, \u201cMaybe if we all scream together, someone will hear us and come help.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The others nodded in agreement, took a deep breath\u2014and all three yelled in unison:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cTOGETHER! TOGETHER! TOGETHER!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Sometimes you just have to laugh. Hope this one brought a smile to your face!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A blonde was out walking her two dogs when a man passing by paused and smiled. \u201cWow, those are beautiful dogs! What are their names?\u201d he asked. She smiled proudly and replied, \u201cThe tall one\u2019s Timex, and the short one\u2019s Rolex.\u201d The man raised an eyebrow. \u201cReally? Why\u2019d you name them that?\u201d With a sigh…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":978,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/topstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/topstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/topstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/topstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/topstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=977"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/topstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":979,"href":"https:\/\/topstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/977\/revisions\/979"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/topstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/topstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/topstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/topstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}