{"id":5442,"date":"2025-11-15T00:59:30","date_gmt":"2025-11-15T00:59:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/topstoryus.com\/?p=5442"},"modified":"2025-11-15T00:59:30","modified_gmt":"2025-11-15T00:59:30","slug":"midnight-caii-confusion-that-wiii-leave-you-in-stitches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/topstoryus.com\/?p=5442","title":{"rendered":"\u201cMidnight CaII Confusion That WiII Leave You in Stitches!\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A married couple was fast asleep when the phone rang at 2 AM. The wife, who happened to be blonde, answered it, listened for a few seconds, and then said, \u201cHow am I supposed to know? That\u2019s 200 miles away!\u201d and hung up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The husband, curious, asked, \u201cWho was on the phone?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>His wife responded,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A married couple was fast asleep when the phone rang at 2 AM. The wife, who happened to be blonde, answered it, listened for a few seconds, and then said, \u201cHow am I supposed to know? That\u2019s 200 miles away!\u201d and hung up. The husband, curious, asked, \u201cWho was on the phone?\u201d His wife responded,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5443,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/topstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/topstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/topstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/topstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/topstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5442"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/topstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5442\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5444,"href":"https:\/\/topstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5442\/revisions\/5444"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/topstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5443"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/topstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/topstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/topstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}